(October, 4, 2007) This blog, by all intents and purposes, and under a special mandate from no less than the United Nations, is hostile to Reuel Culalic. His cuddly appearance and oh-so-cute female demeanor is too much for this world that we live in. As the next step (backward) in the evolutionary ladder of man, Reuel is a danger to our way of living, to society, and to the general goodness of humanity.But there are times when forgiveness must be accorded to whom it is due. And when someone goes on a spending spree of *000 for his friends (food, drinks, coffee, cigarettes, and various DVDs of which one type I can only say rhymes with corn), then that qualifies as sufficient grounds for a major pardon.
So, in behalf of the whole Alpha Phi Culalic, White Team, Super Royale Project, and the Federation of Admirers of Ryu’s Temperature (F.A.R.T.), we fully offer our admiration to Reuel Culalic, and award him the prestigious award as seen on the above right.
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So you've contributed yet again to the idiocy of the internet with a brand new blog! As first commentator for your blog, let me say that you're better off joining the Earth Defender Freshmen. To see what I mean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2BBl7_-4JA
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