White Team Off to a Good Start!

(Gym 2, Southville International School and Colleges) – The much-loathed and despised “basketball” club, the White Team, headed by renowned womanizer and coarse idiot, Ryu Uchida, won their first game against the Sky Blue Team in the College Cup: Monarchs’ Cup tournament.

It should be noted that the White Team, in its past 6 seasons in the competition, have never made it past the eliminations round. “We are really doing our best,” said Joratio “Tats” Nuyda, captain ball of the team and Marlboro Reds smoker. “Ang sakit ng aking paa!” was the reply of starting center Noel “Boy Thesis” Vergara when asked about the injury he sustained during the first two minutes of regulation. The sad giant wasn’t able to return to action during the game.

In a similar story, retired (expelled?) por…I mean…point guard Reuel Culalic, who was in the bench offering morale support had this to say after the game, “Ba ba bi boo boo!”

The 70-47 win of the White Team was a shock win which probably wouldn’t be repeated ever again.
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White Team Lineup:
Point Guards – Paolo Nuguid (empanada boy) Aaron Lacson (new boy)
Shooting Guards – Jami Ballesca (returning boy), Walter Aranza (white boy)
Small Forwards – Joratio Nuyda (bee boy), Teiji Shiwa (pretty boy)
Power Forwards – John Labadan (scholar boy), Carlo Banzon (big boy)
Center – Noel Vergara (bigger boy), Lionel Zamora (muscle boy)
Musicians – Paulo Jaranilla (eat-strings boy), Miguel de Leon (piano-the-guitar boy)
Coach – Ryu Uchida (Paul Anka boy)
Groupies – Rod Vasquez (kagawad boy), Reuel Culalic (boy)