Voila! I'm back!!!

Hello, sports fans! It is indeed true, your eyes are not deceiving you! The master of all things delirious and adorable is back in the limelight of the bloggersphere. I, Ryuichi Gene B. Uchida (*see below for details) pledge to advance the cause that has long since been the battle cry of human civilization: to speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God!

Actually...

That's not true at all! I'm just here to have fun, to recount the fanciful events and activities of the White Team/Alpha Phi Culalic/Jennie Fans Club and hopefully, soon, a super-secret project with the initials SPR. What is it? Okay, I'll let you in on a little clue: it's the quest to finally find yours truly his very own real girlfriend. It is!!! Exciting, isn' t it?

Anyhow, due tune in to this very channel for the very latest in Ryu gossip. Trust me, you won't be bored, and you'll learn a lot. Uhm. Right.

So, until then, my legion of fanatic fans, please be patient while your master conjures up his next posting. Hopefully, it'll be good news for all of us! So, in the words of my native land: SAYONARA!!! MATA NE!!!

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*What my name freakin' means:

Ryu - dragon

Ichi - one/first

Uchi - house

Da - farm land

Now, that's what I call an intimidating name.